Andddd dream come true. 152+ miles, new American record, silver individual, and team gold. Go USA.

Little known fact: American team uniforms are delivered in the mail by owls like in Harry Potter.

Just lying in the grass under a tree with @davidhlittle

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America Descends Into Lawless Pandemonium as Lululemon Threatens ‘Shortage’ of Black Yoga Pants

ahenryj:

first result for youtube search of “Worst sax player ever”

When I’m Going To See Lady Gaga

mylifethroughkristenwiig:

if i have a chance, i will pop out of her piano.

Uhhh seriously? But literally nothing else goes with this outfit.

Ode to husbands and dinosaur statues. (at Perot Museum of Nature and Science)

List: Dante Alighieri’s Google+ Circles by Cara Pacifico and Meron Langsner

uncommonplace:

Virtuous Heathens
The Lustful
The Gluttonous
The Avaricious
The Wrathful
The Heretics
The Violent
Panderers and Seducers
Thieves
Hypocrites
The Traitors
Friends
Family (Descended from Ancient Romans)
Family (In Laws)
Acquaintances
Work
Literary Buddies
Beatrice
Venetians
Literary Critics

posted on McSweeney’s: http://bit.ly/pAX6Yf

If one listens to academics, one might make the mistake of thinking they would like their complaints to be remedied; but in fact the complaints of academics are their treasures, and were you to remove them, you would find either that they had been instantly replenished or that you were now their object. The reason that academics want and need their complaints is that it is important for them to feel oppressed, for in the psychic economy of the academy, oppression is a sign of virtue.

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—	Stanley Fish, “The Unbearable Ugliness of Volvos” (here)